Plinky asked me, "Write a letter to someone you knew in high school."
Dear Debbie S.,
I am sorry I hid crayfish claws in your cole slaw. It was funny when you went to eat a bite, and the claw was sitting on your fork. I almost peed my pants laughing. I also want to apologize for hanging the formaldehyde frog body on rubber bands and when you opened your locker, it flung out at you. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me. I guess I just felt the need to recycle biology dissections.
PS- I was also the one who put the dried up worm in your book as a book marker. My bad.